March 14, 2012 • 2 notes

Oh, Aliens....

Alien 1: Did the humans get our message?
Alien 2: Yes, but they called it Dubstep and started dancing to it.
December 10, 2011 • 1,690 notes • ggrint

team edward

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December 10, 2011 • 373 notes • perfectpsychopath

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December 10, 2011 • 6,766 notes • letmartyhandlethis

thisisnotbruce:

Priestly’s t-shirts appreciation gif set

  • TIP ME OR DIE
  • CAT, THE OTHER WHITE MEAT
  • IT’S TOURIST SEASON SHOOT THEM AT WILL
  • YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS? YOU’RE STUPID
  • SURF NAKED
  • SAVE A TREE EAT A BEAVER
  • ORGASM DONOR | ASK FOR YOUR FREE SAMPLE
  • I SELL CRACK FOR THE CIA
  • YOU CAN READ!

#him and jake jensen from the losers would be buds methinks

YES

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December 10, 2011 • 2,945 notes • jerrymuffinbutt

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December 10, 2011 • 14,426 notes • teapayne

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December 10, 2011 • 12,171 notes • pastelpets
doctormantistobbogan: CAT LLAMA

doctormantistobbogan:

CAT LLAMA

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October 20, 2011 • 25 notes • jayyyyyyyy
October 15, 2011
On principle I try to never say anything other people are trying to get me to say. My first wedding ceremony took two hours because after the priest said “repeat after me,” i fell silent. THE RON.

On principle I try to never say anything other people are trying to get me to say. My first wedding ceremony took two hours because after the priest said “repeat after me,” i fell silent.

THE RON.

September 20, 2011 • 32 notes • escapeyourpastt
exactly the way it is in my house.

exactly the way it is in my house.

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